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Forget Lollerskates [03 Feb 2005|07:21pm]

[ mood | penis on its head ]

This right hurr is the shit:


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It Lives... [03 Feb 2005|12:12am]

Ponies and Tea 4Ev.

I should be in bed right now but the interweb is full of great things.

Like this:

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[03 Aug 2004|03:01am]

knockers. and why not?
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I don't even know the name of my band... [31 May 2004|07:37am]

[ mood | sleepy ]

I've decided to make a band. well, i've decided i'll be famous in one anyhoo.

It's one of these great plans that comes from a dream that comes from idolising people. And in all fairness, I think that with the shite thats out there today, anyone can be famous... anyone can live their dream...

So, remember kids, any dream worth living is a dream worth fighting for.

I don't think that has frig all relevance, but it is half 7 in the morning like....

I have to go to Templemore soon. Where I shall dream of being in my band.

[Crossposted to my journal. bleh.]

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la la la la let the bodies hit the floor [30 May 2004|08:09pm]

[ mood | quixotic ]

i am SO bored.

and i have to come up with a new illness to ring the college with. meh.

it's ALL fun and games. and stuff. yeaaaaaa.

I think i'll tell them i have laptopitis. yea.... that sounds like something you wouldn't ask stupid questions about, but with guards....... ya never know like... bleh. feck. feck.

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Hi. It's Friday. [28 May 2004|11:20am]


This is me right now.Collapse )

"I'm not a one girl's guy... (real talk for ya, peep game) aint they know it, when it comes to love, I don't lie (we don't lie man) and the girls respect me for it (you gotta respect that) aint gonna say my nose? can't be over (I may never say never) right now it's just too many fine ladies out there to choose one from (too many ladies, ha) [HOOK:] I love girls, girls, girls, girls, girls I do adoreYo put your number on this paper cuz I would love to date ya Holla at ya when I come off tour [Verse 1] Whoo! Who you lovin, who you wanna be huggin, heh who you wit, who you wanna be fuckin got this smarty art chick to whom I pose this question I read a couple books to add to her soul's progression to put this in laymen's term, I gave her some knowledge she gave me, brains in return, she had to drop out of college knowin she does this homework, I give her in house tutoring in and out I'm movin through her student body union and she, call me professor, say daddy come and test her so she could fail on purpose and repeat the semester I'm like, at this rate ma you never graduate she said, I aint no fool I make it up in summer school [HOOK:] I love girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, I do adore Yo put your number on this paper cuz I would love to date ya Holla at ya when I come off tour Now let the people sing I'm tryin girls out, (just tryin girls out) just tryin girls out Yo put your number on this paper cuz I would love to date ya Holla at ya when I come off tour
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smurfs rule [27 May 2004|05:52pm]

[ mood | ditzy ]


i wrote a massive entry and LIVEJOPURNAL HNSHFOASHFA KILLED IT.


but i amazed the people in my class with my typing skillz. yea

i'm off to get drunk and spend my money on better things because its the phase 5 graduation and i simply CANNOT take another "simply the best" being MURDERED without alcohol.

so drunk.

and i still haven't asked.

i am a chicken.
i was going to last night but someone talked me out of it.+

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ladedadeda sing the happy song [27 May 2004|05:35pm]

[ mood | ditzy ]

woot. i'm bored. people on the sunbed so i decided lets go and waste yet more money in the internet cafe. which i haven't done for ages, but then again my wages have gone done by another tenner. making my weekly earnings a wonderful €90. JOY.



anyhoo, graduation was on today, was fun to watch, but meant i went to no classes. and was woken at 8 by the phase 5s singing "simply the best" again.

sorry, murdering it.


anyhoo, that meant i had to get up and spend my last 3 euros and bleh this has nothing to do with anything apart from the fact that this computer is very very very slow.

le love. and stuff.

i didn't ask yet.

i'm a chicken.

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Grrrr [27 May 2004|01:31pm]

I have adware/spyware/dinnerware on my computer.

I'm very, very annoyed.

It keeps hijacking my home page, opening that search panel thingy and if turns certain words and phrases (like computer, sex, and ironically enough, adware blocker) it finds on websites into links. It also showers me with a deluge of occasionally pornographic pop-ups, and regularly makes IE freeze or the computer crash.

AND, worst of all, it keeps moving the address bar BELOW the Buttons. Which is NOT the way I do things.

Apparently it's a particularly nasty, virulent thing called CoolWebSearch that infiltrates comps through a hole in something Microsoft were too inept to close, has 100s of variants and judging by the fact that an adware remover called CWS-Shredder which specialises in its removal hasn't been too successful yet, I can only presume I'm stuck with it until CWS-Shredder updates its definitions and I can download the latest version.

And you want to know how I ended up with this insipid thing on my beloved computer?
I typed the wrong url.
Yep. Went to the wrong website, and bam, all this shit starts.

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Angels Inc [25 Oct 2001|11:53pm]


I have the theme tune from Charlies Angels stuck in my head all day.

So I've decided I want to form a crime-fighting squad of attractive, buxom females of ambiguous sexuality. I don't know what type of crime I'll have them fight yet.
Being French, maybe.

But anyway, if any of you are interested, tell me in 100 words or less why you think you'd make a good Charlies Angel.

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sUp. [25 May 2004|04:21pm]

nO tImE 2 rEpLy tO AnYThiNg.

Because I'm in a net cafe.

My arm was violently assualted by a sharp corner and it hurts.

AND THEN! (I loved writing stories for school when I was small, and every sentence would start with AND THEN)

AND THEN it was sunny. AND THEN I have no money. AND THEN I buried my mother under a pile of laundry in the basement. THE END.

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[24 May 2004|09:18pm]

i think i missed sumthin good on the board 2nite...dinky & rune v. rauuulll....
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Mint tea [24 Oct 2001|10:52pm]

OMG I have no news.

Today I bit my nails and then tried to stop and I did after biting one nail but I bit too much off and it hurts and I think my finger might FALL OFF.

Then I could get a replacement finger with a retractable claw or a laser or something.
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Crazy Random Journal Of Monday [24 May 2004|12:14am]




Just wait til she doesn't make his dinner properly....




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OMFG! [24 May 2004|12:04am]

I love you.

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And I wonder if you know [23 May 2004|06:49pm]

How it really feels.
TO be left outside ALONE.
When it's cold in here.


And now I hope I've transferred it to you, because I am cruel like that.

Why is it, when you have a dog with you in town, ALL THE CRAZIES of the Universe are attracted to it?

"HELLO RED SETTER" screamed the drunk old toothless lady.

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Yo [23 May 2004|06:29pm]

I've realised something.

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Testing testing 123 [23 May 2004|10:24am]

[ mood | crazy ]

I bloody hope this works otherwise I fear I really am incredibly stupid and should be banished to the pits of hell for eternity.

Whoever knew communities could hurt my brain so much?



Hello kids. I love you all. And don't come to Matalan Retail Limited for a refund because I will cease to like you and more than likely hit you with a clipboard.


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Ho Hum [23 May 2004|12:43am]

[ mood | artistic ]

Is it wrong to be now spending ALL my online time on ponies and tea????

and see looky, i learned how to do HTML type stuff. things.

yea whatever. I'm just proud.

I'll have it all forgotten by next week though.


now, how the hell do you do that little thing where the little icon linky thing comes up beside ponies and tea????????

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Yahoo Chat is sexy. [22 May 2004|05:20pm]

I got invited to view a cam. Innocently thinking it would a lovely old woman smiling happily at me, I accepted.

SHOCK! HORROR!Collapse )
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